#1 - "I recently saw a car with the license plate PBZPLIN. (PB is the atomic symbol for Lead…). IMMD."
#2 - Once while coming inside from gym class, a guy rode piggyback on another guy’s back yelling “Go Yoshi, go!” IMMD.
#3 - My friend, covered in hideous “old school sparrow tattoos that represent so much about her” did not actually know what a real sparrow looks like in real life when one landed in front of her. IMMD